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Friday, May 20, 2011

Right on cue! Apocalypse starts at Christmas Island! (GMT+14)

As we all saw on CNN just now, right at 6PM Christmas Island time, two mighty angel's hands tore open a hole in the ocean, goatse style, and the Islands were swallowed into the sea! The rapture has started!

(If you don't know what goatse.cx was, click here for the Wikipedia article. I do not recommend looking at an archive of the original site, as this carries a risk of polluting the soul even as Judgement is upon us! However, if you must look, and you're sure you want to risk it, then click here, and DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.)

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  1. AnonymousMay 20, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Hmm. Is that the Divine Proctologist about to dig deeper?

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