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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Good morning..lots to cover (GMT+3)

Wow. Lots going on..too much to cover in detail. The DoomQuake and the consequent tsunamis and volcanic eruptions continue. Millions raptured. A few hours ago a gigantic half-naked pitch-black giant woman with a thousand limbs and a necklace of skulls appeared in Calcutta and started carving through people like she was mowing the lawn. Al Jazeera is now reporting that the DoomQuake has struck the Middle East and East Africa and that hundreds of Jinn (we think of them as Genies, but they're actually Arab demons) are roaming the Arabian Peninsula and creating havoc.

I'm also getting a ton of reports out of Israel. Apparently there weren't too many people Taken Up from there -- mostly tourists and a few Arab Christians (I didn't know those even existed until now) -- but Israel's defense wall is totally destroyed and there is fighting between the IDF and the Palestinians, most of all in and around Megiddo. God works in mysterious ways!

Here in America, the panicked and confused populace are coming to terms with the fact that it is over, really over. Churches are packed; many are fleeing to the countryside; many more are rioting and looting. Even the ads on TV are getting desperate; one of the local car dealerships just aired an ad for an End Of The World Sale.

As for myself, I am secure in the knowledge that I will be with God in about nine and a half hours. Meanwhile, I still have running water, electricity, and enough coffee for one last pot. I intend to enjoy it.

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