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Friday, May 20, 2011

Hello everyone

Hello fellow apocalypse fans! I, your author and fellow believer, have started this blog so that we can share the experience of the coming rapture. This post starts as an introduction, of sorts, and also as a warning to those readers who do NOT believe.

What is all this?

On May 21st, 2011, at about 6PM, the world is going to come to an end. The Faithful will be brought up into Heaven and join Jesus in the Kingdom of God, leaving the rest of humanity behind, as it was foretold.

Why May 21st, 2011?

Because it's 850 times 850 days after the Crucifixion of our Lord, Jesus Christ. It's all very scientific.

Okay. 6PM in what time zone?

We don't exactly know which time zone, but we assume that it will be 6PM in every time zone. That is to say, someone watching CNN at noon Central time will be able to witness the rapture as it happens in London at 6PM. Part of the purpose of this blog is to track events as the world undergoes judgment, hour by hour, starting at 6PM on May 21st in Christmas Island (GMT+14) and, thanks to the assistant of my unbelieving friend Howard in Alaska, ending at 6PM Baker Island time (GMT-12). All in all, the whole process should take 26 hours.

What will happen to the Faithful?

We who believe will be brought up bodily into Heaven, like Jesus was after his Resurrection, there to dwell in his grace for eternity. This will happen not because we deserve it -- we don't -- but because Christ died for our sins.

So..what if I don't believe? Will the world go on as before?

Not so fast, infidel. The Bible promises five months of tribulation -- 153 days, to be exact -- for those who are not taken up in the rapture.

And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. Revelation 9:5


If that's not enough to scare you, consider the economic effects of the faithful - approximately 200 million people, mostly Americans - just disappearing. After the post-rapture looting is done, the rest of you will be left to deal with a deep depression. But that will be the least of your problems, because the rapture will be started off with worldwide panic stemming from a rolling worldwide Apocalypse DoomQuake.

Don't take my word for it. Listen to what Harold Camping, founder of the Family Radio Network, has to say about it. It's very convincing.



If this isn't enough to convince you, then I don't know what will.

God bless,
The author

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