Rapture and DoomQuake hit Marshall Islands, Wake Island, Eastern Russia (GMT+12)

Okay, now we're cooking with gas! We have CNN, Russia Today, Al Jazeera, the BBC, and everybody else covering the rapture now -- even MSNBC stopped running episodes of Lockup -- just in time for the DoomQuake to hit the Asian mainland. Huge earthquakes have hit the easternmost areas of the Russian Far East and it looked like a stadium full of people doing The Wave, only it wasn't people doing it, it was the Earth itself. The HAM is also reporting major damage to the Marshall Islands and Wake Island. I can't help but grin like an idiot. Go God!