And right on cue, the Eastern half of the Australian continent is wracked with earthquakes as the coastal areas flood. Thousands of believers are being taken up, bodily, in Sydney as anyone can see from watching CNN's feed of the Australian Broadcasting Company broadcast. My back-of-the-envelope estimate is that those people are flying into the air at 80 miles per hour, and I'm hearing HAM radio reports that those believers who were taken up while indoors left behind considerable damage, puncturing ceilings and roofs on their way up. Kinda like this:
Let us all learn from Australia's lesson! When the rapture comes, STAND OUTSIDE! It's more compassionate to those who are left behind to not have to witness their friends and loved ones crashing through the ceiling. I also imagine that it hurts less.
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