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Saturday, May 21, 2011

GMT-8 - Alaska and Northwest Territories

DoomQuake just hit Alaska and the Canadian Northwest Territories. Reports that the remaining polar ice has completely shattered. The only radio contacts I can still hail are both Inuvit, one in his home town in Canada, the other an oil worker in Alaska. The first reports that the only people left after the DoomQuake are other aboriginal Canadians and a handful of Muslims who moved there a few years ago. He sounded quite happy about this. The second reports that most of the white Alaskans and a good deal of the Native Alaskans (who were believers, apparently) are gone, but that most of the Palins are left behind. Neither the Palins nor the other Alaskans sound happy about this.

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